American Eyes

2009

December 16
November 12
October 20
September 33
August 33
July 36
June 61
May 21
April 29
March 30
February 24
January 47

2008

December 31
November 30
October 10
September 8
August 23
July 36
June 27
May 34
April 32
March 37
February
January
“You’ve heard of this Jerry Lewis movie about the Holocaust...”
— Robert Pollard, talking about...
Jun 26th
szymon: extremely personalized cake  awesome and creepy in...
Jun 25th
“Chicago ornithologist Douglas Stotz said blackbird attack...”
— sent by a friend this...
Jun 24th
well, that’s random.  suddenly i am 19 and hanging at the bottleneck… or 22 and in the...
Jun 24th

Creep Show

perpetua: Appropriately enough for a story titled BOY EATEN BY FAMILY, there are many, many...
Jun 23rd

slo-oan

i am grown-up enough to temporarily forget that they were playing tonight, and to temporarily...
Jun 23rd
Warch Watch
i kind of never get sick of this one.  RIP, dude.
Jun 23rd
szymon: ROTFL of the week from Maxim Velčovský this is...
Jun 22nd

In Which I Care About the Well-Being of...

oh, natalie, why, WHY? it’s not the penises per se (although i can’t say i care for...
Jun 20th
Pregnancy Boom at Gloucester High - TIME
Jun 20th
“Oh, we still have a piss bucket and a puke bucket too,”...”
— Bob Pollard talks about his...
Jun 20th
“Her stunning 2006 Matador release, “Over the Mountain,...”
— yes! thank you, glenn dixon...
Jun 14th
“I like to think there were people running around with...”
— response of british co-worker...
Jun 12th

Smell the Glove.

wow.  this guy was until today considered a potential (if outside) candidate for the supreme court. ...
Jun 12th

Amazing Things Bartenders Say, Pt. I

coffeeflavored: Bartender: How old are you? Me: Twenty-seven. Bartender: Woah. You look...
Jun 12th
letter to sandra dee from my mom, age 11
Jun 11th
“To: CHI-Office Subject: Emergency Drill On Wednesday,...”
— “running around in the...
Jun 11th
coffeeflavored: pelle at home in the new place. this is so...
Jun 7th

Taking "No" For An Answer.

i’m sure the man argued with his wife, or drove above the speeding limit, or made any number...
Jun 5th
Robert Pollard Returns To Serious 'Business'
Jun 5th

Ted Leo and Tom Scharpling's "Hipster...

hee. via the catbirdseat.
Jun 4th
szymon: Hair Hats LP, i recall that you posted something...
Jun 4th
“so, i am a bad friend, i should have invited you to our...”
— my good pal stef. ...
Jun 3rd

Our Absolute New Favorite Product.

this is going to make me sound like kelly ripa or someone on the view or an informercial or...
Jun 3rd
“The underlying theme continues to be that of growth and...”
— my current horoscope.  holy...
Jun 3rd
claudia:misterpeace:(via stuffparty)
Jun 2nd