American Eyes

2009

June 61
May 21
April 29
March 30
January 47

2008

June 27
May 34
April 32
March 37
February
January
the evil geniuses at idolator challenged their readers to come up with a ‘mix cd’ of...
Aug 30th
nick-lcc: eec: lowlife: Spotted on the streets of Los...
Aug 30th

Jason's Take

coffeeflavored: “Obama/Biden against McCain/Palin is like Lance Armstrong against a fucking midget...
Aug 30th
szymon: Tourette syndrome
Aug 30th
“Mackenzie Phillips is seriously going to need to take it One...”
— ugh, seriously, yahoo! news? ...
Aug 27th

Diet Caffeine-Free Coke

Matthew: diet caffeine free coke is one of the saddest beverages in the world
ditto the Pepsi equiv
Chris: basically it is a can that says I DON'T DESERVE PLEASURE
Matthew: they should have little thorns on the can
Chris: when you pop open the can, instead of hissing, it just sighs heavily
if you put the can down on a pile of blank tax returns it will fill them all out for fun and then fall asleep
Matthew: a hairshirt cozy
Chris: when you bring it out on a boat, a strip of extremely heavy zinc sunblock will appear across its front from out of nowhere
Aug 26th
“Living in New York may be more expensive than ever, but...”
— Let’s Move to Buffalo! (via...
Aug 26th
“That bums me out. Far be it from me to consider myself some...”
— i’m pretty sure i could...
Aug 26th
holy fucking cow, dudes.  sign me up sign me up sign me up!  even though i will probably already...
Aug 25th

Barack Obama, A Free Market-Loving,...

MUST READ. it’s been a little while, but i am legitimately excited for this guy to be our...
Aug 24th
PLEASE LEAVE THE GUY WHO PLAYED MICHAEL ON...
Aug 22nd
“I realized that while two people from two entirely different...”
— David Hasselhoff on his new...
Aug 22nd

Because You Care.

my response to a friend’s email about the hold steady/radiohead fracas.  said friend does not...
Aug 19th
This made me laugh today.
Aug 12th
“Aren’t there any girls out their who like good music? I need...”
— Looking for a chick who dig’s...
Aug 11th
(via coffeeflavored) !!!
Aug 10th
szymon: WAKE n’ BACON ?!?  i think this is too much...
Aug 8th
mollylambert: Dear Thurston, There’s this guy that I really...
Aug 8th

Public Service Announcement.

JNP: Yesterday got messed up bad. Chuck, we think, licked a nicotine patch and I had to take him to the hospital with nicotine poisoning. He should be ok and get released this morning but it really screwed up my day. It's mentally, emotionally and financially tough owning a dog with a death wish.
me: oh my god! i've never even thought about dogs getting into nicotine...you usually worry about alcohol, chocolate, cars, etc. but oh man. glad he's better.
JNP: It's apparently extremely toxic, especially to small dogs. They don't even have to eat the patch, a good lick is all it takes.
please be on notice, nicotine-possessing dog owners!
Aug 7th
“GPS-Equipped Turtle Stumbles Across Field Of Marijuana In A...”
— I was going to save this for...
Aug 6th
“Ah, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, that sentient ray of...”
—  “Wild Things: 16 films...
Aug 6th

The Berries. . .

really work!  sour, acidic and spicy things are all neutralized (big exception: raw garlic, which...
Aug 6th

Tales of Brave Ida.

totally co-sign on this, and the larger point about record-buying ADD (not that you have to be an...
Aug 5th