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Went to work today dressed up for Halloween which meant that I wasn’t wearing my glasses and could barely recognize people who came into the shop. My favorite game to play on Halloween is complimenting people on their costumes who clearly are just dressed how they normally do, like a dude in a cardigan comes in and I say “hey nice Calvin Johnson costume.” So this girl comes in, blonde, hair and clothes are a mess, crazy makeup around her eyes, so I take her order and say “hey, nice Ke$ha costume” and she laughs and sarcastically says “finally someone gets it!” but then later I was outside and saw her sitting down and noticed the dollar sign tattoo that Ke$ha actually has and I’m pretty sure I told the actual Ke$ha that I liked her Ke$ha costume without realizing it.
— A story from a guy who works at “the nice coffee shop in Nashville”, which was told to my friend Nick, who then passed it along to me. Guys, you never know which messy party girl will actually be Ke$ha! Any girl at any time could be the real Ke$ha! Be careful out there! It’s like the opposite of the Kid Rock situation. (via perpetua)
