American Eyes

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Instead of sitting tight while Criminal Intent writers transition Jeff Goldblum’s ivory-tickling, ethnic food loving, matinee-catching detective (and whichever actor they recast as his straight partner) as the program’s top bananas, Goren/Eames fans are banding together. On October 16, USA Networks will be deluged with jars of marshmallow filling, the same Fluff fans allege they will be watching if the network does not renew D’Onofrio and Erbe’s contracts….

It is still unclear why the actors won’t be returning, although there are rumors on Law & Order fan websites that D’Onofrio and Erbe were offered half of their current salaries to return for the ninth season, which begins in March 2010.

Wow. You stay classy, NBCU. Especially now that you’ll have to pay for your fonts!